"There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
- Oscar Levant
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The Truly Amazing Spider-man


Alright, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! 
Today, I saw my first 3-d movie. It was the Amazing Spider-Man. 
It did not the disappoint. 
There has been much controversy surrounding Spiderman and his movies. Personally, I think this new movie is better than the older ones.
There, I said it. I'll say it again.
This movie was better. Why? 
Because it was simply better. It was more faithful to the series, it didn't showcase this;
And let's face it, the Green Goblin is a third or second movie villain, not a first. 
And the acting was better. Uncle Ben was played by Martin Sheen (one of my favorite actors) and he did amazingly. 
And the best part? Never once mentioned "With great power comes great responsibility." 
What he said instead? "If you have the ability to do something to help others, you have the responsibility to." Don't seem very different, now do they? Well, they are quite different. 
I'm gonna stop here, cause otherwise I'll loose sight of what I'm actually writing about. 
Toby Maguire, while he did a fine job playing Peter Parker, just didn't cut it for me. regrettably, neither did Andrew Garfield. But he did do better. Aunt May was also done better, and so was Captain Stacey.
They also had New York accents. 
What made the movie for me was the time they spent on the death of Uncle Ben. I'm about to do a small spoiler section, so be warned.



<<<SPOILERS AHEAD>>>


 The death of Uncle Ben is literally the birth of Spider-man. No way around it. It's a powerful, powerful sequence of events. The old 2003 movies literally hopped right over that. 
This movie took the story in a completely new direction. the traditional story is that Spiderman acted as an underground wrestler, and then some other dude robbed the illegal wrestling outfit, and he let him get away. He comes home, Uncle Ben is dead, the police have found the robber/murderer, so Spidey goes out after him and accidently kills him. This internal anguish, plus the death of both uncle and the man responsible convinces him to become a hero. 
In this one, almost the same thing happens. Peter has only just been bitten by the radioactive spider that gives him his powers, and he's still getting familiar with them. While out late one night he drops by a convenience store and has a little argument with the clerk. The next guy in line takes money out of the register while the clerk has his back turned, and when he sees Peter has just witnessed him doing it, tosses him a bottle of milk. The thief runs out, and the clerk asks if Peter wills top him. He shrugs it off and continues walking, only to hear a gun go off. He walks up to the scene, and there's Uncle Ben,now dead, because he did what was in his power to do a good thing. 
After that, Peter goes looking for the murderer, and slowly develops his Spider-man costume, gear, and persona. He looks for the murderer but never finds him. It stays that way for the rest of the movie. 

  Granted, this is an incomplete summary, but I'm not writing the screenplay, now am I?

<<<SPOILERS DONE>>>


That entire sequence made the movie for me. The rest of the movie is beautifully done, and true to Marvel films, there is a cut scene at the end. There's also promise of a sequel.
I await it eagerly. 

Monday, January 16, 2012

A test

This is a test to see whether I can copy past URL's onto blog posts.

http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-UserFiles/00-00-43-52-51-Attached+Files/2860.q7XG8.gif

This is a GIF^

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/149/a/7/pony_rapunzel_by_raiilynezz-d3hfw13.png

A normal image.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

A symphony of whispers

Change.
Change.
Muffins.
Change.

The change you may be thinking of, the "change" happening in the streets of Europe, the Middle East, and America, is not change. The mobs that flood the streets are nothing more than animals, and they gave up their right to call themselves men when they went into the streets to loot and pillage from the hard working lives of innocent people. The change that happens in an instant will be turned to dust as soon as the pendulum swings back. True change is whisper, a whisper in the dark that grows into a clamor. True change takes years, and in case you haven't read much history, the changes that are most permanent tend to have one thing in common; the person who held the banner up died fighting for that change. But being a martyr for your cause doesn't ensure it will succeed. If anything, it runs the risk plunging it dangerously close to tearing itself to shreds. To die for your belief is noble, but to live for them is far harder.

I have seen the face of change. In the eyes of those I'm blessed enough to call friends, from everything they say to the very words they breathe, it gives me hope that humanity can save itself. The future rests in the hands of todays children, and I don't mean to sound like all those annoying activists who want those children to follow them, and the sad part is, those children probably will follow them. Why? Because the education system has been flagging. Why is that a problem? The less well educated you are, the easier it is to be oppressed and herded like cattle. There is literally the potential for a new dark age(s), and the sad part is, it has already begun. This is the part where I skirt dangerously close to sounding like a conspiracy theorist, but the socialists/liberals in the world know that the fewer well educated people there are, the easier it is to conquer something from the inside. The next generation always has been, always will be, the most powerful weapon; far more powerful than any weapon humanity could ever conceive of. And it's sitting out in the open, ripe for the taking, and people have been trying to get a hold of it, mixing the offers of a free ride in exchange for allegiance. Why do you think Occupy Wall Street happened? They're disgruntled college students who chose to get majors in art and music, and now that their "skills" can't support them, they want someone else to.

Form your own opinions, make yourself educated, and above all, work hard for what you want.

In a time when the world tells us we are animals, it is even more imperative that we be men.

And on that happy note of this symphony of sadness, I bid you a happy new year.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukah!

Oh, and Happy Hearth's Warming eve!

Anyway, as the year begins to draw to a close, and Christmas is just around the corner, (literally) I want to thank my followers, and the people who've checked out my blog. I especially want to thank the people in Britain and Germany who've looked at my blog.
I also want to give a shout out to my readers in Canada, (I literally know who you two are) and want to thank all my readers for wasting their time on my blog. I won't keep you any longer,!so go drink some eggnog or whatever you so chose to drink. Merry Christmas y'all. And a happy New Year.

Monday, December 12, 2011

My challenge

I challenge each person reading this blog, to, (obviously) a challenge. Now, this challenge is worthy only of those brave enough to undertake it. Not many will. Most will chicken out and run away like scared little girls. It's ok, you can call your skirts kilts.
The challenge: watch these two YouTube videos below. They are the promo episodes for
"My little pony: friendship is magic"

Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZryW1J_wj4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPUQvzibKGA&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Most of you are probably making jokes about my masculinity by this point, but think, who's brave enough to say this on the Internet? Me. Who's making a joke in front of a computer screen? You. Once you've watched the promo episodes, watch one of these good episodes below. (the promo episodes are to familiarize you with the characters) most of you won't watch them though. It's because you're afraid. Pony up and prove you're a man. Watch the ponies.

This challenge applies to girls too.

Watch one of these additional episodes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jPOGwdG5fk&feature=youtube_gdata_player


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lRP25kPbcU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRq8oDZEDc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHbzvbekOKI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksdRfOsLIpE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x0uScv3A0k&feature=youtube_gdata_player


And if you want any fandom, check mylittlebrony.com

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Happy advent, and an app review too.

I have decided to start a new feature of my blog; App reviews. I'm talking about Apple company apps that can be downloaded onto their iPod touches and iPads. I will review several apps every 2 weeks or so, 3 at the most. To kick it off, there is an app I have been playing recently, and while it is fun, there are some serious flaws that annoy me to no end.

The App:
Brothers in Arms 2 Free +

Developer: Gameloft

What is it? The premise of the app is you're a soldier in World War 2. The main protagonist is a man named David Wilson, whom you play as in the game, and essentially you play in campaigns covering the Solomon islands, North Africa, Sicily, Eurpean, and South Pacific theaters of WW2. The backbone of the game is a government conspiracy; I don't know how it turns out as I have not finished the game yet.

Pleasantries; the game has an "interesting" plot, game play is fine, it's fun, but can be annoying, and you can chose from some pretty sweet guns.

Annoyances; you have to purchase all your guns, all your amo, and they claim they're better than games that give you an energy level. (that limits how much/long you can play) They're right. If you die in a level, then you have a "Mission Cooldown" that can last anywhere from a minute, to 2 hours. Their advertising is correct, but the gameplay is still limited. There is a way to circumvent the waiting period; you can pay "Medals" to eliminate the cooldown, but the catch is that you either have to buy the medals, or as you rank up, you might get one medal for ranking up. There are also serious holes in how they've programmed the game; most notably, if you attempt to shoot a character who's running up from it's spawn point to attack you, it will not die until it reaches the spot it is supposed to go to in the level. Even if you empty an entire clip into them. Another thing about aiming; if your hiding behind an object like a rock, and you peek around about an inch and you see an enemy, and you attempt to shoot him, he will not die. Peek out about another two inches and if you shoot him then, THEN he will die. I've also play through this app before, reaching roughly the halfway point, and then it deleted all my progress, and I had to delete the app itself because it had become corrupted. I re downloaded it, and have made up all my progress. And as a final note, if you step even an inch outside of the mission parameters, (i.e. going where the game doesn't want you to go) the game will kill you. Oh, and German officers carry Thompson machine guns, 1 of every 4 german soldiers carries a panzerfaust, and Sherman tanks can take 10 panzer rounds with out disintegrating. (for those that don't know, in WW2, Sherman tanks sucked. 1 panzer round could blow a 6 foot hole in a Sherman.) [The only reason we won was that for every Panzer there were 4 Shermans]

Prognosis; Don't waste the space on your iPod or iPad with this app. Its annoying, the game play mechanics are horrid, the plot is centered around a government/military conspiracy of some kind (way to be original). This app is free, and it deserves to stay that way. It's fun, but it's irritating. The only reason I keep playing is so I can beat it. Only reason. If you over look the holes in the game, it's actually quite fun.

The App: 6th Planet

Developer: Monkube

What is it? Something is happening in space. You play as a chimp who lands a small space craft, making it through dozens of levels, interspersed with comic cut scenes. The planet Saturn has transformed into a "Second Earth" of sorts. (i.e. Becoming habitable)

Pleasantries: The game play mechanics are simple and fun; you use two buttons to send your tiny ship right, left, or up. The comic cut scenes are interesting, well written, and keep you wondering.

Annoyances: sadly the comics use themes of environmentalism (that humanity has/will kill(ed) the earth), that soldiers and such are all violent warmongerers, and not the best view on religion.

Prognosis: Excellent app, I highly reccomend this app, the music in it is excellent, the game play is good. Sadly the political elements are irritating, but besides that, I recommend it. The app is free, so go ahead, download it.

There will be more reviews to follow.
Happy beginning of advent.

Monday, November 21, 2011

{Insert witty title pertaining to Thanksgiving}

As Thanksgiving looms ahead, I find myself with 2 things; 1) since I'm on break, too much free time, and 2) ignoring my homework.

I'm also thankful for stuff, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it has something to do with "Thanksgiving" being the name of the holiday. I'm not sure though. But anyway, I'm thankful for a lot of things. From people to experiences, no matter how bad or strenuous they were, in thankful they happened to me. There's deffinately one person I'm thankful I met, and I doubt they'll see this, but that doesnt really matter. What I'm trying to convey is that you should be thankful for the good and the bad. Both of them make you who you are, and you should be thankful that you haven't turned out so bad. Being someone who runs a fairly new blog, I've had under 300 views in the 3 months I've been speaking to the Internet. I find that an accomplishment considering I'm one of thousands who operate a blog, and I would like to thank my followers at this point, and all those who have looked at my blog, who should become followers, for taking the time to read my musings.

Not only am I competing for your attention with other blogs, but I'm also fighting every other website on the internet for your interest, whether it be YouTube, Facebook, Twitter or Skype, I'm fighting tooth and nail to keep your soul staring at this screen. And that's what I'm thankful for, is that there are people who pity me enough to bother reading this.
Thanks. Happy Thanksgiving, and happy Black Friday.
[Yay consumerism!]